A Nice Day

It's gotten warmer out, that means that we have all sorts of things to sniff. Also, we seem to be running out of good places to poop, because we don't like to poop on the ice, and when we walk on the snow, it crumbles beneath our paws. Bob was even forced to lift his leg to pee! As you may or may not know, Bob is normally a squatter. Dick Cheney is a sociopath. Hopefully, all the snow will melt, and we can sniff even more stuff, and find some nice old poop that Daddy threw up in the big snowbank last month.

Still Cold

Daddy is home today, but he's not letting us go outside too often. He says it's very cold, but if we don't go out soon, there might be an ACCIDENT.