Daddy Can't Sing

Dickens here. Daddy started out trying to sing Tommy James and The Shondells' Greatest Hits, but didn't get too far. Mommy says that my vocal pleas for attention earn me the nickname "Moany Groany." So, Daddy was singing "Moany Groany" instead of "Mony Mony," and when he came back inside, he was singing, "My doggie does the moany groany." I'm glad he thinks he's funny, because nobody else would.